Working Babies Choose the Lawnmower Tricycle

The tricycle lawnmower: helping babies with dangerous chores since 1984.

There either had to be a serious quality control issue at the US Patent office or a profound shortage of decent invention patent applications in 1984. Other than Freddie Krueger, who thinks combing a tricycle with a lawnmower is a good idea? I understand the impulse to want to raise green, socially conscious, responsible children, but this is really taking things too far.

No, wait, I spoke to soon. THIS is taking things too far:

Not only is the lawnmower moved to the front, in the perfect position to catch any feet that slip off a pedal, but the child is wearing flip-flops to expedite their future spontaneous toe amputation. The lawnmower bike is even better than the lawnmower tricycle for adding some character-building trauma into a young one’s life!

The lawnmower tricycle and the lawnmower bike: a great way to give your kids a leg up (or off) on their chores!

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