Is you baby’s life lacking in luxury goods and designer clothes? Are you a Haute Mommy or Daddy? Then check out Baby Couture, the magazine for those born pretentious and out of touch with reality!

Now, I am not hating on the rich and the fabulous. I am happy they enjoy their money and spend it on their kids. But I think there is a huge problem when someone dresses their infant in a “Gold Digger Couture Onesie”, complete with gold studded “chain” necklaces, a “Gold Digger” charm and gold organza ruffles. Nothing like giving your little angel something to aspire to! I guess it is a upgrade from the stripper onesie with built-in “enhancements” featured in Baby Skank magazine last month.*

(*This is obviously sarcasm. There is no Baby Skank magazine. Yet.)

Thanks once again to the goddesses at Jezebel for finding this gem.