Break the Bank Baby
SheKnows.com has this great post on extravagant baby gear and gifts, perfect for the infant who already has everything. My favorite is the $17, 000 diamond-encrusted pacifier that is not recommended for actual use. Babies like to put things in their mouth even when those things don’t look like things that they are supposed to put in their mouth, so of course it makes perfect sense to present them with this “fabulous keepsake”. I predict a rash of highly-publicized emergency room visits in the next few years as celebrity toddlers swallow tiny pave cut white diamonds after confusing the shiny bauble for their actual pacifier. Oh well, at least TMZ will have something to talk about.
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Surprised? Not really. Appalled? More like it. Why help others in need when you can buy a diamond pacifier that’s not quite a pacifier for your googoogaagaa infant who can’t tell the difference anyway and is likely to hurt herself/himself.
I know, I love it…I am pretty sure that costs more than I spent per year of college, books and all. It definitely costs more than my car.
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